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cracked: theavc: Michael Bay will fix the implausibility of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by turning them into aliens You see, they want pizza so badly because they don’t have it on their home planet. It’s just like when you visit Chicago and eat a lot of deep dish. Everyone seems to think this is a stupid idea and will make the movie even worse than a Michael Bay TMNT was already going to be, but I think it’s a really great idea and will make the movie even better than it was already going to be and I think these things because I’m an idiot. Fuck you, Michael Bay. I hate you. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family. You’re actively participating in the destruction of my childhood. I hate you so so much. Zoom

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theavc:

Michael Bay will fix the implausibility of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by turning them into aliens

You see, they want pizza so badly because they don’t have it on their home planet. It’s just like when you visit Chicago and eat a lot of deep dish.

Everyone seems to think this is a stupid idea and will make the movie even worse than a Michael Bay TMNT was already going to be, but I think it’s a really great idea and will make the movie even better than it was already going to be and I think these things because I’m an idiot.

Fuck you, Michael Bay. I hate you. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family. You’re actively participating in the destruction of my childhood. I hate you so so much.

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Posted on Monday, March 19 2012.
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  4. triceraton reblogged this from fingerpaintingwithben and added:
    Just call it something else and don’t associate it with the TMNT, bc the movie isn’t about TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES...
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    home… EIGHTEEN REBLOGS AND NOBODY’S MENTIONED THAT...SHOULDN’T BE FILIMING AT 80 MPH
  17. nixier reblogged this from bluandorange and added:
    If he touches ONE SPOT ON THEIR PRECIOUS SCALY HEADS!…..i’m gonna kill a bitch…
  18. gameartistjay reblogged this from bluandorange and added:
    Everyone in my house is pissed. Even my dad. That’s saying alot.
  19. minawakitten reblogged this from perfect-english-gentleman and added:
    not sure how to feel wasnt the shreader already an alien? or teamed up with one or something? augh i keep thinking of...
  20. mangabottle reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Okay, doesn’t Mr Bat realise that the people wanting to see this movies don’t give a shit about plausibility?
  21. thewonderginger reblogged this from bluandorange and added:
    Will they explode things with their ninja weapons full of bombs?
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  23. proflion reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Only proving that Michael Bay is a 12 year-old boy.
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  26. devabbi reblogged this from cracked and added:
    I am not happy about this, Michael. Not happy. As in, if they ever put your stupid butt in the running to direct my...
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  28. poofyphluff reblogged this from piefacemcgee and added:
    Me to Michael Bay: Scuse me, what the fuck are you doing?
  29. crazyemoo reblogged this from bluandorange and added:
    WHY
  30. the-caniderp reblogged this from cracked and added:
    Dear Michael Bay, I hate you and hope that one day a group of elephants ejaculate acid on you while you sleep.
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    wtf noooo
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  37. piefacemcgee reblogged this from lampfaced and added:
    michael bay no we’ve been over this before stop it no michael bay
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  40. felix-thecat reblogged this from bluandorange and added:
    I…must be high. I mean he wouldn’t…honestly… …really… RRRGGGGHHH.
  41. bonesmakenoise reblogged this from bluandorange and added:
    AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO IMPLY THAT WE DIDN’T THINK THEY WERE REAL WHEN WE WERE KIDS HOW DARE YOU INSULT JIM HENSON’S...
  42. freshoutoffucksgoddamnit reblogged this from invisiblelad and added:
    Oh my fucking God, are they seriously going to make a new ninja turtles and completely fuck it all up? I will fucking...
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  48. kuroboshi reblogged this from cracked and added:
    As if having the combined suckage of Vanilla Ice and Kevin Nash in TMNT2 wasn’t bad enough… >_
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    Michael Bay: Destroyer of Childhoods
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