You see, they want pizza so badly because they don’t have it on their home planet. It’s just like when you visit Chicago and eat a lot of deep dish.
Everyone seems to think this is a stupid idea and will make the movie even worse than a Michael Bay TMNT was already going to be, but I think it’s a really great idea and will make the movie even better than it was already going to be and I think these things because I’m an idiot.
Fuck you, Michael Bay. I hate you. You should be ashamed of yourself and your family. You’re actively participating in the destruction of my childhood. I hate you so so much.